WWE...Status-Quos Are Awesome!
WWE...Where The Story Never Makes Sense
WWE...Where Midgets Defy The Laws Of Physics
WWE...We
Killed Eddie Guerrero
WWE...Nigga, Please.
WWE...OBEY.
WWE...Sometimes We Snap And Murder Our Families!
WWE...The John Cena Happy Fun Super Show
WWE...What’s a Randy Savage ?
WWE...Let’s Pretend It’s Still Good
WWE...Give Us Your Money
WWE...Big Tall Muscle People
WWE...From The Minds That Brought You The XFL!
WWE...Poop: Ain't It Fucking Hilarious?
WWE...At Least It’s Not TNA
WWE...BIG FAKE TITTIES!
WWE...Yes, That’s A Grandfather’s Asshole.
WWE...HIGH DEFINITION. LOW QUALITY.
WWE...The Only Place In The World Where Taking Your Pants Off Is A Reasonable Form Of Disciplining A Child.
WWE...Just Ignore That Middle "W".
WWE...Our Season Never Ends... Because All We Show Is Repeats.
WWE...The One Company In The World Where The Chairman Thought Impregnating His Own Daughter Was A Great Idea.
WWE...Today's Popular
Culture...Tomorrow.
WWE...All The Black People Are In ECW!
WWE...Where You Can Hit Someone With A Hammer And Still Only Get A 2 Count.
WWE...Just Buy It.
WWE...GET THE "F" OUT.....Of
Business .
WWE...Yesterday's Superstars,Today!
WWE...We ARE the Competition!
WWE...Steve Austin Still Shows Up Occasionally!
WWE... Injury-Free Since Wednesday
WWE: TNA's OVW!
WWE...Brought To You By Signature Pharmacy.
WWE...The Only Company On Earth Where You Have A better Chance Of Being Successful If You Constantly Fuck Up.
WWE...If We Keep Ignoring Enough History, Maybe You'll Forget.
WWE...We Think Midgets Are Small Children!
WWE...WHERE ZOMBIES KNOW JIU-JITSU!
WWE...Where K-Fed Can Find A Spot On The Roster, But Tag Teams And Cruiserweights Can't