It was only a matter of time beforeFlorida's two greatest exports joined forces! And now, we at the Wrestling Fan are glad to present "Hulkamania Orange Juice!"

Finally, The Hulkster came up with his own *exclusive* citrus drink; because let's be honest, who knows more about juicing than the Hulkster? You see, every Hulkamania Orange has been organically grown, packed with preservatives to create an unnatural orange hue, and injected with a variety of growth hormones, to create that superior drinking experience. In fact, many of our satisfied customers have claimed that after ingesting this breakfast phenomenon, they were able to run faster, jump higher, and pick up things they strangely had no chance of doing so before tasting the rich bold taste of Hulkamania Juice! Let's see Sunny D. do that!

So next time you’re looking for a pick me up in the morning, or just need a charge to help you nonsensically pick up fat people for no reason and by god, slam them, take a slug off of the juice packed with "Python Power!"*

* HGH.

-Surgeon General warns: Prolonged use of product may lead to balding, bone degeneration, and shrunken testicles. But no worries about the latter,:  because as  the Hulk says "Small potatoes make the steak look bigger, bruther!"

ADAM COPELAND ON EDGE ON LITA.

"You think you know them?  You've read *both* their books, but there's one last chapter in the stories of Adam Copeland and Amy Dumas!  In this TWF Shopzone *exclusive*, this double-sequel reveals that Lita's REAL ' Road less traveled' went up the Hershey Highway!

*Bonus offer! If you act NOW, we'll reserve you a copy of Edge's brand new Eddie Guerrero inspired T-shirt!  "He Lies on either people's girlfriends! He Cheats on his wife!  He steals umm, other people's girlfriends!" (It's still a work in progress...)

So, go over the EDGE today! (or under, if you're someone else's woman!) Order now and we'll throw in complimentary BOTTLED TEARS OF MATT HARDY!