Welcome to TWF
Captions~! A place where we kill time by getting other people (you) to do
work for us. Ah, we kid. (not really).
In any event, here's the deal.
Each week in the Forum, 10+ pics from WWE.com (please don't sue us!) are
posted. The best captions are chosen and put here. Full credit goes to that
individual whose caption is the funniest. Sound easy? Well, umm,
I guess this is the part where I'm suppose to say it's not. Whatever.
Anyway, to contribute your own really-awesome-hilarious-hysterical captions,
sign up at the Forum HERE! Let's get
to it!
TWF CAPTIONS:
07/06/07
"Damn Florida Seagulls!"
-Sean
Carless
"Carlito reacts to what
Johnny Ace has informed him is the only way he's keeping his job."
-Hypocrite
"Fuck! I left the oven on!"
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"Moments
later, Super Crazy realized that the hand signal Johnny Ace was flashing to him
did NOT mean he was to be inducted into the Horsemen, but rather that he had
exactly four minutes to clear out his locker."
-Sean
Carless
"Super Crazy: YOU CAN'T SEE
ME!
WWE CREATIVE: You're right. Get your ass back to HEAT."
WWE CREATIVE: You're right. Get your ass back to HEAT."
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"I am SUPER! I am CRAZY! I am
BOOKED COMPLETELY IRRATIONALLY!!"
-The Frozen
One
"Despite their best
intentions, Matt Hardy & Trevor Murdoch's tribute to Karate Kid just ended
up being awkward for everybody."
-Sean
Carless
"The tryout for Dancing With
the Stars is not going as well as planned."
-Route
70
"Trevor Murdoch never did
fully grasp the concept of Dance, Dance Revolution."
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"Only one more win until my
transformation into a completely unrealistic stereotypical villain is complete!
Now someone get me some rope, train tracks and Torrie Wilson!
Muwahahaha."
-Sean
Carless
"This photograph supports evidence
that Chavo Sr actually lost his son's soul to the devil in a Tijuana card game,
circa 1978."
-Harry
Simon.
"Rejected Mario villain".
-Cameron
Burge
"Lashley: Once I absorb you,
I will become MORE BLACK THAN EVER BEFORE!"
-Joe
Merrick
"This would be the last time
Shelton Benjamin asked for Bobby Lashley's help to change a light
bulb."
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"Bobby Lashley, displaying his
newest move: The Torture Rack of Ribs"
-James Walker
Regal: "See,
I drew a picture of your Charisma!"
Lashley: "Where? All I see is a blank page."
Regal: "EXACTLY."
Lashley: "Oh."
Lashley: "Where? All I see is a blank page."
Regal: "EXACTLY."
Lashley: "Oh."
-Sean Carless
Regal:
"Thanks for signing my petition for Keeping Unintelligible Hosses Out Of The
Main Event, Bobby".
Lashley: "No problem. Wait, what?"
Lashley: "No problem. Wait, what?"
-James Walker
"Mmmmyes, this financial
retirement fund does seem like a good plan, but tell me, does it include 401k
matching and profit sharing...bastard?"
-Route70
"With one last agonizing
push, Batista finally shits out the remainder of his workrate."
-Sean
Carless
"Figures. The one time
Batista tries to replicate a good wrestler, it's Mr. Perfect."
-James Walker
"Moments later, Batista found
that - despite the initial discomfort - he was actually beginning to enjoy
working with Pat Patterson."
-Hypocrite
"No matter how hard Batista
willed it, his balls remained the same size."
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"Truth be told, this was actually
the closest John Cena had ever came to an actual black person."
-Sean Carless
"John Cena celebrating with fans on
the beginning of his current title run, taken circa 1954."
-Route 70
"Because he was bringing in so much
money, no one had the heart to tell John Cena about the disturbing midget
growing out of his back."
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"As he distracts his fans
with spinning shiny objects, John summons Todd Grisham to sell them each $25
Foam Knux"
-James Walker
"Jubilation turned to horror
quickly for Referee Jack Doan after it sunk in that perhaps his impromptu
end-match gynecological exam of Candice Michelle could possibly hold some
terrible ramifications..."
-Sean Carless
"*Sob* KEVIN USED TO LOVE
BIG GOLD BELTS."
-British Bullfrog
Turns out Candice wasn't as big a
fan of "pull my finger" as you'd expect.
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"Tommy Dreamer has a
flashback to 1996 as Nitro shits in the face of ECW"
-Harry Simon
"Jesus Christ, what the hell
did Nitro eat that made him SHAT OUT TOMMY DREAMER."
-Joe Merrick
"EXTREME DUTCH
OVEN."
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"You'll have to excuse me, I can't
hear you over the sound of how shitty I've been booked."
-Sean
Carless
"Oh my God I can scratch my
brain!....Ow, now I don't know math..."
-Cameron Burge
"Considering the look on his
face, the shirt is fucking lying."
-youforgotpoland
"If you look closely at Mark
Henry's chest, you can the see the hands of the individual he just consumed,
desperately trying to break his way free..."
-Sean Carless
"The only thing that could
escape Mark's newly found "black hole" status would be talent."
-James Walker
"You, get me a sandwich THIS
BIG!"
-Chester B.
Bailybottom
"Just as Randy requested, RVD sent
the Legend Killer back to his suite in the same condition he found
him."
-Sean Carless
"Rob's found it's a lot easier to
get laid, now that he's started using the methods Shawn Michaels
recommended."
-Hypocrite
"Randy, I told you not to look in
the suspicious bag!!!
-thesmallerkhali
Photo credit to
WWE.com.
