Sean Carless is kind of a Big Deal. People know him.
He has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.
His greatest accomplishments include creating cold fusion, curing the
vaunted AIDS virus, bringing Peace to the
Middle
East.... and writing stupid wrestling parodies on the
Internet. He is also widely considered the handsomest man in wrestling
journalism...by his
Mom. She thinks he has a boat load of potential, so don't
you dare doubt her.
Hobbies: Gangster
movies, Comics, 80's cartoons, And various George Lucas created über
nerdiness.
Wrestling Fan
since:
1985.
Stupidest
Wrestling-oriented Admission: Created
cardboard wrestling belts as a teenager; once turned down sex in 1998 for
a 5 hour block of Monday night RAW and WCW Nitro. Has ordered
every single WWE pay-per-view for the last 6 years... yet surprisingly
still gets laid. (Although it is a pain always having to inflate her
first).
TWF
Debut: March
2003, the date from which it spawned from his evil
imagination.
Known
For: Wrestling
parodies; Creating some of the Net's most absurd Photoshops that in turn
get stolen and re-appear on shitty message boards in people's sigs;
Swearing too much; Telling the same joke about masturbation for 5 years
straight, Tedious overuse of the term "you know" during Radio
broadcasts; Trailing off into longwinded jokes during Recaps; coining
the expression "fucky" as a term of umm, "affection"; Winning
the Readers choice Award 3 years in a row; and having his life
threatened at the behest of one The Ultimate Warrior in
2005.
Online
Resume: The Wrestling
Fan.com, Live Audio Wrestling, 411Mania, Thehonkytonkman.com, Lethal
Wrestling, Wrestlecrap, The
Toronto
Star, Wrestling Observer (Photoshops) F4Wonline.com
(Photoshops).
Sean Carless is kind of a Big Deal. People know him.
He has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.
His greatest accomplishments include creating cold fusion, curing the
vaunted AIDS virus, bringing Peace to the