The
following was inspired by
this legitimate story that Owen Hart is haunting
Kemper Arena
as The
Blue Blazer. Only, like I'm wont to do, I've taken the
whole thing to a whole new disturbing level of
absurdity. If one person laughs, then feels horrible,
I've done my job. This is a VIDEO PARODY~!, but reads
like a standard TWF satire, only it's done so in video
format to allow for the truly huge animation files
contained within. However, the corresponding text is
timed, so depending on your reading speed, you may have
to pause the video at certain parts.
But the payoff
animations at the end
make it all worthwhile. Trust me. And they
pretty much guarantee that, unlike Owen, I won't be
spending my afterlife in an air conditioned arena, but
will probably wish that I was, 'cause it'd come in
pretty fucking handy where I'm
going...
THE
HAUNTING 2: OWEN A LIVING.
I'm
Sean.
And hopefully all that reading
was worth that Slimer
payoff....
Sean
Carless is a man of many hats. And he wears those hats
to cover an ever-increasing bald spot. Sean's various
scribblings have been read at Live Audio Wrestling, 411
Mania, Honky Tonk Man.com, The Toronto Star.com,
Wrestlecrap, and Lethal Wrestling. He has also cured
AIDS.
