TRUE STORY:
MATT
HARDY'S QUEST
This happened a few days before No Way Out 2006…
M.Hardy: Yeah so like I
was saying, I need a partner for sunday against MNM and I thought you'de be a good choice.
Tatanka: ME? You're kidding,
right?
M.Hardy: No man, you've
beaten them all: Ludvig Borga, Kwang, Nikolai Volkoff…
Tatanka: Yeah but…
M.Hardy: You defeated GIANT
GONZALEZ!
Tatanka: By countout!
M.Hardy: Remember that
time when IRS stole your feathers and beat the shit out of Jay Strongbow?
Tatanka: Uh, yeah.
M.Hardy: That was AWESOME.
Tatanka: Look, why don't
you pick your brother?
Jeff Hardy: yeh matt, wtf??
it would be da bomb!!!!!!1 we could get rats after the match
M. Hardy: I have a girlfriend.
J.Hardy: i never said
that they were girlz lolz
M.Hardy: Please do me this
favour, Tatanka. I've asked everybody! I've asked Adam Bomb, Big Bully Busick, The Berzerker…I even asked this guy.
Jimmy Snuka: SUPERFLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Tatanka: Why would you
wrestle at this age?
J. Snuka: Cocaine isn't
getting cheaper…SUPERFLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Tatanka: I don't know Matt,
you would be better off with somebody else.
M.Hardy: Don't say that!
It's not because you are overweight and that you were past your prime by 1994 that you are a bad choice!
Tatanka: Okay, you got
it.
(Matt Hardy's cell phone rings)
M.Hardy: Hello? Hey Christian,
what's up? Congrats on your NWA world title win….What am I doing these days? I'm teaming with TATANKA!! ……….hello?
The End
