About a day after catching TNA Impact, it dawned on me that the group known as THEY~! had gotten a name change while I had my attention on Twitter (I hope you readers are following me and joining me for WWE and TNA show live tweeting [/endplug]). "What for?" I ask! THEY is a great name! It's already provided much hilarity with the sign that THEY held up which read "THERrrrrE HERrrrE!" Thurr hurr; has this phrase ever been more apropos? Plus, think of the fountain of lulz that comes from the grammatical fumbles alone~! And "THEY" sure beats Hogan's proposed name: "ME". I would enjoy if they all adopted Dixie Carter's name for Eric Bischoff: "Smug Shit", though, but that's neither HERrrrE nor THERrrrrE (heh heh).

Of course, much like how I've been deprived of the comedic genius that is Brian Kendrick lately, TNA once again stopped me from enjoying the little things on their show. Sure enough, Hulk got his possessive wish as the stable which includes himself, Bischoff, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy...

...several minutes later...

Frankie Kazarian, AJ Styles, and fucking Rob Terry [Note from 2011: TURNS OUT I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFF. BETWEEN TERRY AND, uh... Doug Williams?] has now rechristened itself HOGAN'S IMMORTALS~! WHAT?! Their ONE shot at redeeming all of the horrors wrought upon my eyes from this week's Impact by naming the faction HOGAN'S HEROES, and THEY've SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

But, as always, there's a silver lining (that being Photoshop fodder - and that's why you're here)! THEY and THEY B-Team have come together, not as mere men, but as IMMORTALS! You know, like VAMPIRES -- or like Ric Flair himself, as seen on our sidebar here. Mostly vampires. So move over, Robbie E. and Cookie, here comes TNA's next shameless rip-off of something far more successful than they ever will be:

Yeah, I know it says "Hulk's"; YOU try finding "Hogan's" in that font.