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DEADFACE WALKING!:

(04/19/10)
By Catherine Perez
 


In light of the recent discovery that Eric Bischoff got a big, fat royalty check and total Bragging Rights (Roffle!) from the WWE last quarter for sales of his book, "Controversy Creates Cash," WWEShop.com slashed the book's price to a meager $1.98. After Bischoff bought up a lot of the remaining stock in order to inflate its price again and hock it off to his fans in the name of "BUT LOOK, IT'S AUTOGRAPHED~!", Vince ceremoniously does away with the very last copy. Vaya con Dios~! Wait. Wrong movie.



WWE's next Pay-Per-View event, Over The Limit, is just around the corner (unless it's stuck in Europe under a sky of volcanic ash, that is)! After a long series of uninspired poster art, the fine folks at WWE's Graphic Design Department have taken a cue from a somewhat recent, real life event! Helms, have you been Hurri-drinking this evening?

 
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Catherine Perez is a proud owner of three e-mails from WWE's legal department, which she regularly prints out for when all the toilet paper runs out.  She was the first person to call the Ghostbusters after witnessing something strange in her neighborhood, and is thus immortalized in a song that was made popular four years before her birth.  Catherine enjoys collecting vintage WWF t-shirts, painting on her clothing, and the smell of crushed dreams in the mornings. She also shot J.R.

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November 2006

SATIRE: DISCONTINUED WWE XMAS PRODUCTS!

by Sean Carless

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to spend your few remaining dollars (left over after the seemingly infinite line-up of fucking pay-per-views ) then on the following "quality WWE merchandise!" After all, if they don't move this stuff, and fast, stockholders just might get time to figure out what "plummeting domestic buyrates" means!... and well, I don't think they need to tell you what that means! (Seriously. They're not telling you. Everything is fine! Ahem.).