Welcome to the BACK-LEG
FRONTKICK~! For 6+ years the Flagship
standard-bearer of Insanity here at TWF-- and a column
that started out innocently enough as a straight NEWZ
Review/Parody blunderfuck littered with Photoshoppery,
opinion and absurdity, only to mutate completely into
the all-encompassing patchwork of evil it is
today! From Giant "Completely Random News" columns
to my ridiculous "BREAKING NEWZ" satires to "THIS JUST
IN" mini parodies, to "not quite fitting anywhere else
videos" I've labeled as "And Now For Something Stupid",
to random one-night Recapitations of WWE and TNA shows,
to Photoshop of the Day's-- by gawd, you'll find them
all here and reassembled for your reading pleasure like
a retarded Frankenstein monster made entirely of
stupidity and love!
Teasers below
all read chronologically as originally posted, so if you
want my very latest lazy aberration, then take your sad
little pudgy digits and scroll your mouse down to the
very bottom of the screen! And enjoy! Or be completely
sickened, offended and disgusted! Or if you're like me,
all four at once! While masturbating. And eating a
delicious meatball sub. (Ok. There's no
sub.).
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK~!:
7 YEARS OF EVIL ON
ONE-EASY TO READ PAGE:
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
09.17.03: Giving My
Two Cents (Then Taking it Back Since It's Canadian, And
Thus Worthless). Featuring: God
Smites The Useless ! It's Not Sodom And Gomorrah,
but Hey, That One Dude Did Do Unnatural Things With His
Ass! Plus, Impending HHH Wedding Buzz (And Not From YJ
Stinger Bees), Chyna Changes Her Name But Keeps Her
Masculinity, And The Actual Retail Value Of TNA. All
This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
09.22.03: Featuring,
Brock Won't Be Representing The Special Olympics Any
Time Soon, Goldberg Gets The Gold Then Never Spends It
Again, X-Pac Don't Treat Chyna Like A Woman, He Don't
Treat Her Like A Man, He Treat Her Like A Punching Bag,
And Vince Wants To Slip The McManhood To Steph? Dear
God. All This, Plus Much More! Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
09.29.03: Featuring:
Theories On Stephanie's Genetic Anomalies, The Non-White
House Hopes Of Teddy Long, Mark Henry's Potential
Hibernation, How The Divas May Have Broke The 7th Seal
Of The Apocalypse, And Hunter Won't Put Over The Animal
Kingdom Either; All This, Plus Much More! Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
10.30.03: Halloween
Edition! But Not Really! Featuring Insane Musings!
Hukamania Running , err, Gingerly Walking Wildly! Stu
Hart Taps Out To The Grim Reaper! Road Warrior Hawk
Dines On Death..Literally! No Mercy Quick & Dirty,
And My Super-Secret Inside Coverage of The Wedding Of
The Century! Only Three Mid-Carders Were Held Back In
The Making Of The These Nuptials! All This, Plus Much
More~! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
07.31.04: Featuring
1/1000 of Bret Hart Seeks Revenge on Vince McMahon, Paul
Bearer Is Trapped In a Glass Case Of Emotion, Mordecai
Raptured To The Unemployment Line, O'Hare's Telling The
Police Something They Don't Already Know, Rica Flair
Pisses Off Foley AND Bret Hart, Then Travels The Known
Universe! Wrestling's Most Celebrated Mustaches And
Mullets! And Joanie Laure Debunks Myths of Her Gender By
Hosting a Transsexual Pageant! You Go, Umm, Questionable
Girl! All This, Plus So Much More! Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
08.31.04: Featuring ,
A Woman Beats Austin, Warrior Ramblings, Sable Released
Into Captivity, Viking Brock Lesnar Thrown Over-Board,
Divas Search Fallout, The Kane/Lita Wedding Album &
A Rabid Road Warrior Animal Attacking Random People On
Video... This Fall of Fox! All This Plus Much (MUCH)
More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
(09/23/04): Featuring
Chronic Jeff Jarrett, Heidenreich For Dinner, Hulk Hogan
Hype, The Death Of WCW, "Russo Style!", New Gimmicks For
Randy Orton, The Debut Of "Bullshit ", Eddie Guerrero
Gone Loco, The Raw Report Card, The Ultimate Collection
Of Warrior Insults, And Gene Snitsky's Makes Your Pro
Choice For You! All This Plus Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
10.22.04: Featuring:
No More Patterson Jokes?, RAW And SmackDown Diarrhea,
HHH Travels Through Time! Terri Runnels For Sale!
Dissecting Vince! A Look At Some New Faces! And The
Missing Taboo Tuesday Rant! All This Plus Much More!
Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
11.19.04: Featuring:
Goldberg Has Heat With Hef, Huge Firings, WWF sues
WWE,What Really Happened To Vince, And The Return
of BULLSHIT! Featuring Dave Gagnon & Harry Simon!
TNA Invades WWE?, Carlito's "Conspiracy", Randy Savage
Is Insane, The Week That Was, And More Snitsky Than You
Can Shake A Stick At (Or A Coat Hanger). All This, Plus
Much More! Click
HERE
To Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
12.03.04: YEAR-END
2004: In This Edition, I Look Back At The Year That Was;
Featuring Old Favorites, Quotable Quotes, Highlights And
Lowlights...And Of Course The Breakout Star of 2004
(Firguratively And Literally!) Gene Snitsky! All This,
Plus Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
01.22.05: In This
Edition, Sean Looks at WWE Divas In Playboy, Brock
Lesnar's Return, More WWE ShopZone Buffoonery, And A
Cameo By Canadian Bacon! Joanie Loves (To Kick The Shit
Out Of ) X-Pacy! The Homicidal, Genoicidal, Suicidal
Erik Watts, Or Maybe Just The Last Part, New Jack Stabs
John Cena, And A Whole Lotta Wrestlers Doing Stupid
Things. Plus Three New Additions To The Mullet Hall Of
Fame! Plus Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
(02/25/05): New
Look...Same Great Taste! This Week Featuring: My Deep
Dark Secret; Lex Luger Is Guilty...Of Being A Fucking
Moron; Anvil In Trouble; Stone Cold = Dr. Evil? Me
Getting Biblical; Vince Doesn't Have A Leg To Stand On;
Amy Weber Fucks Off; TNA Is Not OK; Motivation: TWF
Style! And Buying Batista's Underwear...All This, Plus
Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
03/23/05: Two Year
TWF Anniversary Special: Featuring Completely Random
News; The ULTIMATE Triple H Collection, Wrestling With
Time, Matt Hardy FECES The Truth, Worst Wrestlemania
Matches EVER; Original Wrestlemania Hi-Jinks, And WWE
Films Presents! All This, Plus Much More~! Click
HERE To Read!
BACK-LEG
FRONTKICK: 04/15/05: In This WARRIOR-SIZED
Edition, We Look At WWE Hirings; WWE Firings; Fat Girls
Crying; Searching For Divas; Bischoff's Naked Wife; A
New Satire; And WARRIOR Wants To End My Life. (Well
Sorta). All This Plus Much More!! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
06/17/05: In This
Jam-Packed Edition, I Help Matt Hardy Start Dating
Again, Explore Heidenreich's Strange Transformation From
Cole-Raping Poet To Pied Piper; JBL Serves Blue Meanie A
Low-Carb Potato, Harlem Sewer
Mall-Rats, Orton's Shit Doesn't Stink, Plus The TWF
Debut Of "If They Mated!". All This, Plus Much More!
Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
07/20/05: In This
Lazy Summer Edition, I Look At Matt Hardy: The
Excellence Of Edgucution, Between A Brock and A Hard
Place, Mr. Ass Is An Asshole, Vince McMahon In The White
House, And Getting To Know The Potential Divas! All
This, Plus Much More! Or Less! Whatever! Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
09/09/05: FINAL
EDITION? This Month We Look At Vince Screwing Bret
Screwing Sunny, New Identities For Muhammad Hassan,
Raven Quote's The Torah Never More, Wrestling's
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, Wrestling's WORST Theme
Songs, And Revised Motivational Posters! All This, Plus
Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
11/25/05: 2005
Quasi-Year End Blowout Edition Or Something Like That!:
Featuring: Completely Random News: Not Really Year In
Review! Plus, *ALL NEW* Material Including WWE Whore
Zone, Vince Opens A Wendy's, And Chappelle's Show: WWE
Style! All This Plus Much More! Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: SUMMER OF
SEAN!
(06/09/06) Featuring: TWF True
HollywoodDeath Valley Story:
Kane; Plus, RAW Thoughts, "Whatever Happened To", And
Much More! This Column Is Brought To You By God, Jesus
And MR. McMahon! Discretion Is Advised. Some Scenes
Contain Stuff. Click HERE To Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: SEANDOWN!:
(06/24/06) Smackdown
the way it was meant to be seen! On a Friday night
instead of getting laid! Good choice!. This week, Booker
T. & Lashley continue to have as many matches as
William Regal says "All hail King Booker!", the
sovereign nation of Mexicool is divided in unruly cival
war! And Mark Henry vows to win the World Heavyweight
Championship, in hopes that the belt is really chocolate
wrapped in foil! All this plus much more! Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: Total Nonstop
Bullshit!
(07/21/06) Sean Carless's Ridiculous View
Into TNA As Seen By...Sean Carless.(Who Else
Would It Be?) Featuring: Complete TNA iMPACT! Recap,
Blowing The Lid Off Of Terrorism In Orlando~!, And
Reasons Why Jeff Jarrett Is... Awesome? All This
Plus Much More! Click HERE To Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
(08/10/06)
*Jam-Packed Edition*, Featuring Fall TV Preview 2006,
Completely Random News: With WWEnzymes~!, Diva's Search
Fallout, Patterson's Heart Go Banana, Hulk Hogan Jobs To
A Counch, Vince Fights Science, And More! Plus,
Undertaker Taken Under The Wing Of Mr. Miyagi, An
*Exclusive* Behind The Scenes Look at John Cena's "The
Marine", And Things I Learned From Watching WWE! All
This, Plus Much More! Click HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: SEANDOWN 2: ELECTRIC
BOOGALOO!:
(08/26/06) This week, Sean's got all your
Smackdown bases covered! Featuring, George Orwell's tale
coming to life as the Animals are revolting! "Terkays",
Buffalos, Pitbulls and umm, Batistas running amok!Or
Walking Amok. Through pit of Dangers. Plus, emasculated
broken men doing battle to determine who is more
pathetic! Plus Bonus pics! Stupidity! Anything to take
our minds of this show! Click HERE to
read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: RAW RECAPPING FOR
DUMMIES:
(11/30/06): It's a RAW Review more
bare-bones than Nicole Ritchie. It's RAW Recapping For
Dummies~! Featuring the Captain Trips Virus released,
with 2 Casualties thus far, and more to come (Many
more). Plus, the will of the people see a fledgling
pudgy announcer chosen over a marquee inter-champion
showdown. Holy shit. It's no wonder we've had to put up
with George Bush for 8 years. All this, plus much more!
Click HERE to
read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
(01/29/07): Insane
Stream Of Consciousness Buffoonery Is Back..For One Day
Anyway! Featuring: Kurt Angle's Plunge Into Madness,
Kenny Dykstra Turns Lesbian, Undertaker's Secret Days As
A Member Of The Riverdale Gang, Fan Laws, FanGirls,
Abyss Has Got A Gun, Motivational Posters For New ECW,
And A Special In-Column Satire: WWE's Oscar Season
Movies! All This, Plus Much More~! Click
HERE To Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: EXTREMELY DRUNK
WRESTLING~!:
(02/08/07:) Full *uncensored* insane
drunken ramblings on EC-Dub!... and a heartfelt goodbye
to Anna Nicole Smith. Ok, maybe not that heartfelt.
Something gets felt, though. I promise. Click
HERE to read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: BREAKING
NEWZ~!
(03/03/07) Hulk Hogan attends the funeral
of Anna Nicole Smith!...but why was he REALLY there?
(bruther). Join paragon of journalistic integrity Sean
Carless as he blows the lid off this story with SHOCKING
INFORMATION that you will not believe! (And if you do,
dear god, man.) Click HERE for this breaking story!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: BREAKING
NEWZ~!
(03/25/07) TNA's Abyss goes on a savage
killing spree at the behest of his mother! 2/3rds of the
TNA locker room murdered! Join paragon of journalistic
integrity Sean Carless as he blows the lid off this
story with SHOCKING INFORMATION that you will not
believe! Because it's all made up! But, hey, whatever!
Click HERE for this breaking story!
(03/30/07) Just in case you missed Sean
Carless' Guest appearance at Wrestlecrap last week,
here's an archived look at his one-time-only fill-in
GIMMICK TABLE. Featuring WWE International! A ridiculous
look at WWE's possible global expansion. Where else can
you see WWE trying to book events in the former
communist Soviet Union? (and Of Course Not realizing
It's No Longer Communist. USA! USA! USA!). Click
HERE to check it out!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: BREAKING
NEWZ~!
(04/01/07) As you get ready for
Wrestlemania, paragon of journalistic integrity Sean
Carless blows the lid off last night's SUPER-SECRET WWE
HALL OF FAME INDUCTIONS that you had to not see to not
believe! Savage! Steamboat! Warrior! All were secretly
honored! Click HERE for this breaking
story!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: BREAKING
NEWZ~!
(06/12/07) If you saw RAW, you'll know
that Vince was whacked! Join Sean Carless as he blows
the lid off of the ALTERNATE ENDING for Vince's apparent
DEATH, not-at-all stolen from another controversial
Television moment, that didn't happen on Sunday night.
Not even. Click HERE for this breaking
story!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: BREAKING
NEWZ~!:
(08/13/07) Completely true and not
tasteless and insensitive breaking news into the
*shocking* sudden death of Brian "Crush" Adams! Just
which shocking parties were possibly involved? And how
did his partnership in "Kronik" possibly lead to his
death? (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK). Click
HERE for all the latest
details!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: THIS JUST
IN!~!:
(08/17/07) Hulk Hogan's house Robbed!
(seriously). Culprit revealed! (not seriously). Click
HERE for all the latest details, Bruther!
BACK-LEG
FRONTKICK: RUSSOLAND REVISITED.(09/14/07) Join Sean as he tackles
Russoland for the first time in over a year in search of
the elusive legends known as "Common Sense" and
"Continuity". Then marvel as he slips dangerously into
an alcohol induced coma as a result. (seriously.). Click
HERE to read Sean's full
insane Recapitation!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: BREAKING NEWZ~!: SUPER SECRET
WRESTLEMANIA 24 DREAMCARD LEAKED!
(09/21/07) Join
Professional Truth-Teller Sean Carless as he reveals the
huge Wrestlemania card Vince McMahon doesn't want you to
know about! Mostly because it's a lie! Ahem. Click
HERE for all the latest
details!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: RAW RECAPPING FOR
DUMMIES~!
(10/02/07). Sean Carless returns this
week with a special look at RAW from his deranged
perspective with a full dose of unbridled
ridiculousness! Triple H does a job to the guy who
passes him the salt every Sunday night at dinner! Cody
Rhodes is fed to the Rookie Monster! And Randy Orton
finds Super Cena's Kryptonite! All this, plus much more!
Click HERE to read Sean's insane
RAW ramblings!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: THIS JUST IN:
SAVE_US_BKR.T?:
(11/09/07) Following WWE's SaveUs_222 ,
TNA has started their own viral marketing
campaign. But just who is it that's coming to TNA,
Sucka? It's a real heads-cratcher, if you can dig that.
Join Sean Carless as he attempts to umm, solve this
mystery and uncover the identity, uncover the identity,
uncover the identity, uncover the identity, uncover the
identity and uncover the identity of TNA's newest
signee. Click HERE to read. No neckbones were on in the
making of this expose.
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
(12/08/07):
Obscenely Huge Year-End 2007
Edition! Featuring: The Death Of Superman, The
Death Of A Guy Who Never Existed! People We Wish Never
Existed! The Rise And Fall And Fall And Fall And Fall of
ECW! The Return Of Conan The Midcard Destroyer! The
Plight Of Made In The ICU Lex Luger! Y2J saves Us From
Everything But North Carolina Apathy! Vince McMahon
Blows Up, Stitches Himself Back Together, Then
Apparently Puts Wile E. Coyote In Charge Of Creative!
All This, Plus Bonus Items For the Xmas Season, And Mick
Foley Starring In: "I AM HARDCORE LEGEND". Click
HERE To
Read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: SPECIAL FEATURE: PYRO &
BALLYHOO~!:
A Proper Gentleman's Guide To TN Of A.
(01/10/08) By now, most of us are familiar with the TNA
Impact script leaked onto the internet, and the
subsequent hilarious coining in said script of the
expression "PYRO & BALLYHOO". Join guest TNA
Recapper, Rupert Cuthbertson-Smythe, who much like the
expression ballyhoo, comes to us straight from the
1800's, for his very special one-time only recap of last
Thursday's Impact! Click HERE to read TNA Ye Olde
English-style~!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK REVIEW: ECW: WITH ENOUGH VELOCITY,
YOU CAN CREATE HEAT.
(01/16/08) Join Sean
Carless as he ventures to the Land of the extreme. Which
extreme? Take your pick: Boredom? Apathy? Both? Maybe.
Plus, the first ever meeting of CM Punk vs. Chavo
Guerrero!...this week. Plus, the potential racial
powder-keg in a Armando/Heyman confrontation, And a plea
to Fans of new ECW! Both of you! Click
HERE to read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: HHH: THE FINAL
VERDICT:
(02/18/08) On a bet, I made a decree to
never again make light of Triple H in ANY capacity,
provided that WWE somehow, someway ultimately kept him
out of Wrestlemania's Main Event for just ONE YEAR. I
then vowed to "retire" in the event I slipped up. And
really Retire. No Piper retire. Or Foley retire. Or
Terry Funk retire. Or hell, any fucking Wrestling
retirement. But it was all moot, because we now all
know-uh how-uh that-uh turned-uh out-uh. This was my
stupid VIDEO response. Click
HERE for
more!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: THIS JUST IN: IT'S A HARDY KNOCK
LIFE FOR ME.
(03/16/08) Poor Jeff Hardy's home burned
to the ground. The smell of some 300 mesh shirts was
said to permeate the air. But what happened? How did the
blaze start? I may have found some answers. Or made
tasteless jokes. Or both! Click HERE to read and
watch!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: TWF SAYS
GOODBYE:
(04/05/08) With all the outpouring of
genuine emotion for the last match of a true WWE legend,
we here at TWF do OUR part, and pay video tribute to the
man who's WWE career is now seemingly over. Click
HERE to watch our
emotional video
tribute.
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: WRESTLING IN A NUTSHELL:
THE MEXICOOLS!
(05/01/08) A
brand new feature, packed full of INSANFORMATION!
"Wrestling in a Nutshell" is just that, a quick &
dirty look at a past wrestler or angle that you may have
forgotten, or maybe never wanted to remember again! This
week's topic: THE MEXICOOLS. Vince McMahon had already
parodied and racially-stereotyped every race, color and
creed before, so how why not some wrestling
gardeners? I mean, clearly that's the only occupation in
Mexico, right? Click HERE to
read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: THE RAW DIARIES~!: SEAN
CARLESS'S INSANE 3 WEEK LOOK AT MILLION DOLLAR
MANIA!
(06/23/08) For three weeks, our
fearless leader has kept detailed notes on the "rousing
success" that was RAW & Million Dollar Mania. You
know, the only game show on TV where you're guaranteed
to see the host crushed by giant electronic equipment.
But tread lightly, my friends, for unbridled insanity
awaits you! You may never be the same again. Click
HERE to
read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK RECAPITATION: HULK HOGAN'S
CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP
WRESTLING~!
(10/24/08)
Ten Celebrities all vie for the honor and prestige of
being named first ever CCW CHAMPION. A belt, that sooner
or later will end up around Hulk's waist, just because!
That's how these things usually work. So, join me, Sean
Carless, as I broke down the very first episode and give
analysis as only I can (can't?), and walk you
through the celebs first day on the job. Drop a leg out
there guys! Click HERE to
read!
(12/12/08)
Just in time for the Christmas season! Drop it in your
stocking...right after you
drop a 300 pound Investment Banker! It's Joey Styles
Punch-out! -- The only thing more embarrassing than
being knocked out by the Subway Guy! Click
HERE to view the
trailer!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK:
PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY: 01/06/09- HUSTLE.LOYALTY. ERECT. In early
January, after a mixed tag match featuring a returning
Trish Stratus, in honor of his fake military heritage,
our favorite faux Marine looked to be carrying a "loaded
rifle" into the ring. Ahem. As weeks progressed,
the result of clearly not enough "Five knuckle
shuffling" seemed to be appearing time and time again.
with seemingly no end in sight. This was my new
John Cena T-shirt re-design in honor of Johnny Boy's
apparent muscularity control problem. CLICK HERE TO VIEW.
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY:02/09/09- LOOKS LIKE THE
WALLS AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS BREAKING DOWN. So,
while on tour in British Columbia, Chris Jericho punched
a woman in the face. And the WWE STILL didn't book a
match with him and Steve Austin at Wrestlemania. Come
on, sometimes these things just write themselves. That
said, this was a movie poster for a WWE Film remake of
my own design. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
STUPID~!: BENNY HHHILL!
(VIDEO) (02/25/08)
Even in fast motion, Trips moves at
the speed of a Tectonic plate. Click
HERE to View this
quick & dirty Stupidity!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
STUPID~!: THE KOZLOV
SHOW!
(VIDEO)
(03/28/09) In Soviet Russia, Kozlov
Show taped in front of Studio Audience. Ever
wonder what would happen if The Moscow Mauler replaced
Bill Cosby in a 1980's Sitcom? What? I'm the only one?
ClickHERE to View this
quick & dirty Stupidity!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY:04/28/09- THE SECRET OF
BATISTA'S CONSTANT TITLE CHANCES! Ever wonder how
it is that Batista receives so many nonsensical World
Title opportunities that even Triple H is heard saying
"Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have room for one
more?" THE ANSWER IS FINALLY REVEALED WITHIN. And Yes,
it's exactly what you think it is. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: LATINO SEED: THE AMAZING
TRUE STORY OF DOMINICK MYSTERIO
GUERRERO!
(05/01/09) My
contribution to the vaunted & revered and fabricated
Wrestling themed Latino celebration of STINKO DE MAYO!
My effort?: Wrestling's first & only rivalry where
two men vied to be the first one to scale a ladder and
thus legally win ownership of a small child! (Somewhere
out there, Michael Jackson is no doubt learning how to
take bumps!). Click HERE to
read!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: (06/17/09): HHH BELIEVES
THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. (AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'LL
NEED FRESH PEOPLE TO PIN EVENTUALLY.) After RAW
went off the air on Monday, HHH called a crying child
into the ring. We all know where this is
going.... Click HERE to
view!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: (07/09/09): MATT
HARDY'S GUNT! Just when you thought
that he had to "dry up the sea" only
because he needed that much water to wash down all that
food with, Matt Hardy himself *FINALLY* explains his
strange weight-gain...with THE MOST DISTURBING
PHOTO EVER. Or, so you thought! Ahem. Click HERE to
view!
BACK-LEG
FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE DAY:
(07/20/09): FEED HIM IF YOU
CAN! Tazz finally makes his debut in the
Impact Zone (coincidentally my nickname for my
girlfriend's ass) --only built like a 1960's TV robot!
Looks like that no-compete clause didn't include fast
food restaurants! Click HERE to view!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: PHOTOSHOP OF THE
DAY: (07/21/09): TIME TO PLAY THE GOLLUM! I think it's safe to say
that the only reason Triple H doesn't know what a
"Hobbit" is, is because he was a little too preoccupied
with this all-too-relatable kindred spirit--Click HERE to view!
BACK-LEG FRONTKICK: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
STUPID~!: THE LOST LINDA MCMAHON FOR U.S. SENATE AD~!
(VIDEO)
(09/30/09): The following, umm,
political ad is paid for by Linda McMahon and sponsor.
Linda McMahon: Today the Senate. Tomorrow the
World! Click HERE to
view!
Sean Carless is a man of many hats. And he
wears those hats to cover an ever-increasing bald spot.
Sean's various scribblings have been read at Live Audio
Wrestling, 411 Mania, Honky Tonk Man.com, The Toronto
Star.com, Wrestlecrap, and Lethal Wrestling. He has
also cured AIDS.
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